6/22/2004 6:10 PM – If you thought that Bill Clinton was a good President, you are stupid. There is no room for leeway on this, you are just stupid.
4/6/2004 5:18 PM – I had an epiphany today. If you work at something, you get better at it.
4/1/2004 7:26 PM – I can’t believe that the ladies aren’t swarming around my amazing good looks and masculine form.
4/1/2004 7:25 PM – I can’t believe I haven’t updated this in almost three months.
4/1/2004 7:24 PM – I can’t believe I started this almost a year ago.
1/5/2004 6:05 PM – One… Two… Three… Boobies… (Thanks Derek)
1/4/2004 6:01 PM – Democrats Shouldn’t Breed.
1/3/2004 4:04 PM – Women..... I want one.
1/3/2004 2:18 AM – I have something caught in my left eye. It really sucks.
11/29/2003 2:01 PM – Nausea sucks.
11/22/2003 12:47 PM – These crackers are really dry.
11/17/2003 8:16 PM – While it is important to learn from your mistakes, it is much more important not to dwell on your mistakes. For if you dwell on your mistakes, you can never learn from them.
11/2/2003 6:15 PM – That was my first “Random Thought” in quite a while. I know I’ve had other random thoughts in the past two plus weeks, but I just didn’t write any down. Sheesh. It must’ve been my depression over the loss by the Cubs. Friggin Cubs. To quote Sara Egge (again), “Don’t Stop Running!”
11/2/2003 6:13 PM – Sinatra freakin’ rules.
10/15/2003 11:10 PM – Holy Crap, I’m depressed. Damn Marlins! Damn Goats! AHHHHHH!!!!!
10/9/2003 9:28 PM – Oh, I get it now.
10/9/2003 9:27 PM – I don’t get it.
10/6/2003 7:38 PM – Hey Eddie, what’s your email address?
10/4/2003 4:22 PM – The only problem I had with listening to the Sioux football game to get the final score was that I had to listen to Ed Schultz for around 15 minutes. I hate that guy.
10/4/2003 4:14 PM – Somebody needs to rip the vocal chords from Ed Schultz’s throat.
10/3/2003 10:23 PM – Jared sucks.
10/3/2003 6:39 PM – One day, all of the ignorance in the world will be exhausted and everyone will become a conservative.
9/30/2003 9:23 PM – Here we go Cubbies, here we go!!!
9/30/2003 9:20 PM – I saw another guy wearing a snowmobile jacket tonight. I wanted to punch him.
9/29/2003 12:03 AM – You know, people really piss me off.
9/25/2003 10:38 PM – There’s a reason the mascot for the Democratic Party is the Jackass.
9/19/2003 1:50 PM – Simon and Garfunkel are really good. They need to come to Fargo.
9/17/2003 9:54 PM – Holy Crap! Dano and Chris finally updated!!!!!
9/14/2003 8:41 PM – I know I was going to write that rant on September 12, but I was too busy the last two days. Give me a break! It’s not like you people are paying for any of this. So stop complaining. You want more content, you want updates more regularly? Send me five bucks!!!!!
9/9/2003 9:13 PM – I am a never ending excitement fest.
8/25/2003 1:33 PM – Sunburns hurt.
8/20/2003 2:16 AM – “Well, those pesky Indians just don’t seem to go away.” Lon Francis, WDAY News at 10 pm (Referring to the Cleveland Indians of Major League baseball)
8/15/2003 10:15 PM – Seriously, what’s going on? Why hasn’t My Liquor License launched yet???
7/5/2003 7:14 PM – NBC’s NASCAR coverage is really, really bad.
7/1/2003 10:19 PM – Except for you, Emily.
7/1/2003 10:18 PM – Vegetarians smell funny.
6/27/2003 7:22 PM – I’m a conservative.
6/27/2003 7:19 PM – In politics, you can choose to be one of two things: conservative or ignorant.
6/17/2003 11:46 PM – “Lunch” is the noontime meal. “Supper” is the evening meal. “Dinner” can be the evening meal, but not the noontime meal. Keep it straight.
5/29/2003 7:49 PM – I’m tired.
5/26/2003 4:16 PM – Hey Lee, what the dilly? Why hasn’t My Liquor License launched yet?
5/26/2003 4:09 PM – Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like eating steak. That’s it.
5/21/2003 3:00 AM – My Prediction: Annika Sorenstam will make a fool out of herself this weekend.
5/17/2003 1:04 AM – What the hell is wrong with Marilyn Manson?
5/17/2003 1:00 AM – The oldies version of Last Kiss by Frank Wilson is much better than the Pearl Jam version.
5/17/2003 12:57 AM – If an area doesn’t see natural ice at some point throughout the year, they shouldn’t have a professional hockey team. For Example: Anaheim, Dallas, Carolina, Florida, Tampa Bay, Phoenix, Atlanta, Los Angeles, and Nashville.
4/28/2003 11:57 PM – I haven’t updated my rants in even longer! Crap!
4/28/2003 11:56 PM – I haven’t updated this for days!
4/22/2003 12:53 AM – My right middle finger hurts.
4/18/2003 10:28 PM – Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo. Doo Doo Doo DOO, Doo doo doo doo. (It’s a song. That’s the tune, it’s stuck in my head. Shut-up.)
4/17/2003 1:48 AM – "Cease and Desist." Those are funny words.
4/17/2003 12:41 AM – "That foot is me."
4/14/2003 1:20 PM – Do you ever feel sorry for the toilet?
4/14/2003 12:05 AM – I know my career hasn’t even started yet, but I feel that when I retire, the song that will best sum up my life is "My Way" by Frank Sinatra.
4/12/2003 9:29 PM – I’m bored out of my mind.
4/12/2003 9:10 PM – Woo Hoo!
4/12/2003 12:45 AM – “Can you help me? I’m bent. I’m so scared that I’ll never, get put back together.”
4/11/2003 7:50 PM – I like hockey, but that two line pass rule is really stupid.
4/11/2003 7:18 PM – I like hockey.
4/11/2003 2:20 AM – Man, Shatner really can’t act.
4/10/2003 11:11 PM – Have you ever been walking around and felt the muscles bulging in your arms and just wanted to hit something like a punching bag or a farmer?