Conceived in 1997 Last Updated - December 7, 2002 Celebrating 5 years on the web in 2002!
NOTE: I have not edited this list since I began it in 1997, I have only added to it. So if something seems odd or outdated, think back to 1997 (when I was in 10th grade) and you might understand. Also, don't ask for an explanation to any of my "Things That Suck" or you will be added to the list, including your e-mail address. Thank You. MPL
THINGS THAT SUCK
Feminists
Animal Rights Activists
Environmentalsists
Prostitutes for an extra 20 bucks (if you know what I mean)
Dietitions
Flutes
The Spice Girls (only when they're singing though if you know what I mean...)
Ellen
Polititions (all of them, not just Republicans)
Ballroom Dancing
Ballet
Synchronized Swimming
French Horns Clueless
Arkansas
Rappers that aren't dead
The phrases "da bomb" and "my bad"
People that think I suck
The Macarana (I know it's old but it still sucks)
String Insturments (a.k.a. firewood) GREENPEACE
Hanson
The Chicago Bulls
The Dallas Cowboys
ND Civil Air Patrol
Iraq
Stupid People NDSU
Pre-Calc
Diet Pop Hewlett Packard computers
Britney Spears (sorry, that is suposed to be on the "Things that Can Suck Me" page...)
Anyone that watched "Survivor"
People with their resolution set at 800x600
England
Drunken Hillbillies
Al Gore
George W. Bush
Al Gore Heidi Heitkamp
Russian foreign exchange students (That one's for you Denis!) PETA
Leeches (get it?)
People that use words they don't know the definition to
People that kant speel (wait... nevermind) NOW
Jesse Jackson
Cable systems that don't have Fox News Channel
Frats and Sorrorities (Like, for sure!)
Grand Forks, ND
Early morning class (you know, before noon...)
Labor Unions
Any Website that I designed UND (Sorry, I go to NDSU now. I have to say that UND Sucks.)
Osama Bin Laden (or Usama or Yomama or whatever his hellbound name is)
People that think profesional wrestling is real
Gun Control The United Nations
The name of the next "Star Wars" Movie ('Attack of the Clones'? What the hell?) The Alerus Center
Southerners that piss and moan about a couple inches of snow and those "cold" 30 degree temperatures. (Candy Asses!!!!!!)
Sen. Tom Daschle (D-SD)
Marching Bands Cable One in Fargo, ND. (Bastards don't show the "Wild" hockey games.)
Peter Jennings
Sen. John McCain (R-AZ)
Palestinians
People that camp in the infield at NASCAR events
Miller Lite University of California, Berkeley
DAMN DIRTY APES!!!!!
The New Jersey Supreme Court
Have I failed to mention Bill Clinton?
Iraq (again) Cable One in Fargo, ND. (Not simply because of the hockey any more, they just plain suck.)
The giant black hole at the center of the universe (get it?)
The 2002 NDSU Bison Football team (sorry, but they really do suck this year)
Rosie O'Donnell
Saudi Arabia
The 9th Circuit U.S. Court Of Appeals
WCHA Officials (MA-SON, MA-SON, MA-SON......) Back
